150+ Best Halloween Letter Board Quotes

If you’re looking for the best quotes and Halloween letter board ideas to help get ready for a Halloween party, or spruce up your home decor for the Halloween season, you’ll find what you need on this list! Short quotes, Halloween sayings and funny puns and jokes that are all short enough to fit on your letter board are right here. Grab a fist-full of candy or a bite of pumpkin pie and get ready for these Halloween quotes and phrases.

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Short Halloween Letter Board Quotes

If you think Halloween is the best time of year, these short sayings are perfect for letter boards or social media captions this Halloween. Spooky quotes, and some cute ones too, but all of them are less than 5 words and perfect for even a small letter board at home.

  • Trick or Treat
  • Happy Halloween
  • Boo!
  • Witch, please!
  • Eat, drink, and be scary!
  • Something wicked this way comes.
  • Double, double toil and trouble.
  • Ghosts have real spirit.
  • Time for some pumpkin spice.
  • Hocus Pocus.
  • I put a spell on you.
  • Keep calm and scare on.
  • Have a spook-tacular Halloween.
be afraid, be very afraid
  • Fangs for the memories.
  • Carve out some good times.
  • Hey Boo-tiful!
  • Creep it real.
  • Be afraid, be very afraid.
  • Bats about Halloween.
  • Scary good times ahead.
  • Witches be crazy.
  • Fang-tastic!
  • Let’s get spooky.
  • The witching hour is near.
  • Happy haunting!
  • Free broom rides
  • Creepy crawlies and spooky thrills.
creep it real

Cute Halloween Letter Board Quotes

Cute Halloween letter board quotes are an adorable way to keep the holiday less spooky and more fun. For another really cute Halloween decor idea, check out these DIY velvet pumpkins you can make in all sorts of colors for your home.

  • All you need is love and a little bit of candy.
  • Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.
  • Have a fa-BOO-lous Halloween.
  • May your Halloween be filled with lots of treats and no tricks.
  • Have a bloody good Halloween.
  • Fang-tastic memories ahead.
  • Spooktacular memories ahead.
  • The best time of the year is here: Halloween
  • I’m wit-cha.
  • You’re my boo.
  • No tricks, just treats.
  • Boo-tiful inside and out.
  • Too cute to scare.
halloween: the one day a year you can be anything you want to be
  • Boo to you from our crew.
  • Love at first bite.
  • Let’s carve out some fun!
  • A little pumpkin is on the way.
  • It’s the most spooktacular time of the year!
  • Spooky season is here!
  • Wishing you a candy-filled Halloween.
  • Pumpkin season
  • Happy Haunts and Halloween chills.
  • It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
  • Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
  • Witchin’ you a happy Halloween!
  • Halloween: the one day a year you can be anything you want to be.
  • Let’s get lost in the pumpkin patch.
all you need is love and a little bit of candy

Funny Halloween Letter Board Quotes

Funny Halloween Letter Board ideas may tickle you. You can use these in an Instagram caption or on a letter board to help you decorate for a Halloween celebration and give your home a festive flair. For more funny letter board quotes for all year long, check out this article next.

  • You can’t scare me, I have kids.
  • Is it Halloween yet? Or is that just Witchful thinking…
  • This is my resting witch face
  • Happy Halloween, witches!
  • Fangs a lot!
  • Boo, yaa!
  • I’m here for the boos.
  • Halloween is a real scream.
  • Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a scream.
  • If the broom fits, fly it!
  • Let’s get spooky together.
  • Keep calm and carry a wand.
  • Witching you a Happy Halloween.
  • Halloween is a scream come true.
  • Witches, ghosts, and goblins, oh my!
  • A witch and her little monsters live here.
  • Trick or treat yourself!
  • Ghostly greetings!
  • Happy Howl-oween!
  • A boo-tiful night is near.
  • Wishing you a frightfully fun Halloween!
  • Fright night is here.
  • October 31st: It’s going to be a scream!
  • Ghouls just wanna have fun!
  • Let’s get this party startled!
  • Something wicked this way comes.
  • Let’s get batty!
  • Spook-tacular decorations ahead.
  • It’s alive!
  • Get ready to have a scream!
halloween is a scream come true
  • This witch can be bribed with chocolate.
  • Witch way to the candy?
  • Halloween isn’t just a holiday, it’s a lifestyle.
  • I’m here for the candy!
  • I’m just here for the candy corn.
  • Halloween is a state of mind.
  • Halloween is a hoot!
  • Enter if you dare.
  • No scaredy cats.
  • Witching for a good time.
  • Witch, better have my candy.
  • I’m all about that Halloween spirit.
  • Let’s make some ghostly memories.
  • Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about.
  • The witch is in.
  • Get ready to have a howling good time.
  • This Halloween, let’s get gourd-geous!
  • You’re the apple to my cider.
  • Get your spook on!
  • Don’t be a scaredy-cat, join the fun!
  • Time to dress up, let’s get boo-tiful!
  • Oh my gourd, it’s Halloween!
  • It’s Halloween, come stay a spell…
  • Howl you doing?
howl you doing?

Short Halloween Jokes For Letter Boards

Want a short Halloween quote that won’t scare people? These Short Halloween jokes will do the opposite, they take the spookiest day of the year and crack a joke to make folks smile. 

  • Why don’t ghosts like rain on Halloween? It dampens their spirits.
  • What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
  • Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up.
  • What kind of store does a ghost run? A boo-tique
  • What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.
  • Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no-body to go with him!
  • Why do ghosts love elevators? It raises their spirits.
  • Why did Dracula go to art school? He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
  • What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music!
  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  • What is a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangs-giving!
why did the vampire go to the doctor? he was coffin
  • Why did the vampire go to the doctor? He was coffin.
  • What do you get when you cross a black cat and a lemon? A sourpuss!
  • What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
  • Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.
  • What do you call a group of witches that live together? Broommates.
  • Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
  • What is a ghost’s favorite ride at the carnival? The roller-ghoster.
  • What do you call a monster that loves to dance? The boogieman.
  • What do you call a skeleton who won’t work? Lazy Bones.
  • Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They’re too wrapped up in themselves!
  • What do you call a skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones!
  • What do you call a monster with a sense of humor? Laugh-a-lot!
why was the mummy so tense? he was all wrapped up

Short Halloween Rhymes For Letter Boards

What’s the best part of Halloween? The pounds of candy, pumpkin carving, costumes or decorations? Add these short Halloween rhymes to your letter board for a fang-tastic time this Halloween!

  • Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat.
  • Halloween can give you quite a fright, beware the creatures of the night.
  • Spooktacular treats and eerie eats.
  • Time for witches brew and spooky stew.
  • Wands and spellbooks and even a black cat, it’s time to wear your pointiest witch hat!
  • Brooms and cauldrons and potions galore… On Halloween night the witches will soar.
  • Jack-O-Lanterns light up the street, Halloween fun can’t be beat.
  • Spooky sounds and haunting sights, Halloween is a scary night.
  • Black cats and cauldrons brew, Halloween magic is waiting for you.
  • Zombies and mummies and ghosts, oh my, Halloween chills will make the witches fly.
  • Boo! Did I scare you? Halloween’s a time for tricks and treats, it’s true.
  • Monsters and ghouls, tricks and treats, Halloween is oh so sweet.
  • Haunted houses and spooky scenes, Halloween thrills will make you scream.
darkness falls, a chill sets in... halloween's about to begin
  • Bats and owls fill the night, Halloween is a scary sight.
  • Skeletons and bones, things that moan, Halloween brings a scary tone.
  • Trick or treat, beware the street, Halloween creatures you will meet.
  • Candy and sweets, Halloween treats, it’s a night that can’t be beat.
  • When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.
  • Moonlight shadows, eerie glow, Halloween will put on a show.
  • Darkness falls, a chill sets in, Halloween is about to begin.
  • Vampires and werewolves, things that go bump in the night, Halloween will give you a fright.
  • Witches and potions, spells and incantations, Halloween brings a creepy sensation.
  • Creaking doors and haunted halls, Halloween frights will scare us all.
  • The dead rise and come to play, Halloween is not for the faint of heart, they say.
  • Candy corn and pumpkin pies, Halloween fun for young and wise.
bats and owls fill the night, halloween is a scary sight

Final Thoughts On Halloween Letter Board Ideas

If you want a spectacular way to display a catchy message or funny Halloween phrase, a letter board does the trick! I hope you loved all these spooky Halloween quotes and short funny Halloween jokes to fill your letter boards with. Halloween is the perfect time to feast on fun-size candy bars and get in the spooky spirit. If you’re looking for something fun to do with your family this Halloween, check out these Halloween Bible lessons for kids or try making these Halloween Pumpkin Cupcakes together!

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